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Where everything’s tidy and just as it should!
Neat House sits snug by the bend of a lane,
With bushes that bloom and a tidy green plain.
Its rooftops are painted in autumn’s warm hues—
One red and one orange, like harvest-time news.
Two chimneys, one puffing a curl in the sky,
Wave gently to robins and cloud-fluff that fly.
With windows like smiles and a door in the middle,
It’s perfect for solving a mess or a riddle!
Gnome Ess and Gnome Aid, the neatest of two,
Keep everything shiny and polished and new.
They sweep and they sort with a hum and a cheer,
Making clutter and chaos just disappear.
The green side’s for planning and clever ideas,
With paper, and pencils, and notebooks like dears.
The red-roofed half is cozy and bright,
With blankets all folded and lanterns just right.
A round attic window peers over the trees,
Where secrets are stored in boxes with keys.
And everything’s labeled, and everything’s known—
It’s the most organized nook ever grown!
When gnomes feel muddled or tangled or late,
They visit Neat House to straighten their fate.
With Ess writing notes and Aid finding tools,
They help with great kindness—and tidy-up rules!
So if ever your plans go a bit off the track,
Neat House will gently help bring you back.
With laughter and checklists, and tea in a cup—
They’ll set things in order, then cheer you right up!
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